February 2012
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Today
A tight jacket that didn’t used to be and a song on the radio about your ex can be all it takes to squeeze 50 crunches out of your body as you find the song online to put on repeat and scream the chorus between sets.
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The cat keeps throwing the spray bottle we use for...
I’m like “This isn’t Iraq, you’re not toppling Saddam Hussein. Don’t make false equivalencies, cat.”
Chief Medical Officer's Personal Log, Stardate...
Mr. Worf, the only Klingon in Starfleet, has now become the only Klingon to enter my masturbatory fantasies.
End log.
CLASSES YO
Survey of English Literature with my current writing prof, he’s great.
Introductory Alegbra II with my current math prof, he’s great too!
Psychology 201A with some schmuck who got good reviews.
Beginning Weight Training with a lady schmuck who also got good reviews.
Was hoping for Speech and Piano, but got Psych and Weight Training instead. Not bad just not my first choice.
Cat's Life
Sleep like mad
Run around like mad
Bite
Scratch
Eat
Poop
Startle at utter silence
Lay down and flick tail at human while he types about cat’s life
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“Rick Santorum sees Nazis everywhere: in the Middle East, in doctor’s offices and...”
– DANA MILBANK, “Rick Santorum Cries ‘Nazi,’” in the Washington Post.
Whether its Republicans calling for legalized rape in Virginia or one of their presidential candidates comparing Obama to Hitler, conservatives feel like they can never take things too far.
The GOP is fucking shameless.
(via...
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“Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then...”
– Karen Marie Moning (via vastpastiche)
My two best friends to a T.
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“Nearly 19% of these survey respondents indicated that persons who acquired HIV...”
– “HIV/AIDS Research and Prevention.” Encyclopedia of Medical Anthropology: Health and Illness in the World’s Cultures. Dordrecht: Springer Science+Business Media, 2004. Credo Reference. Web. 17 February 2012.
Experience muscle failure means going deep within and finding a zen-like place as you faceplant into the carpet mid-pushup.
Today's Goals
Cleaning kitchen
Tidying den
Plan-of-attack for the pantry (It’s a mess beyond description)
Math class with asinine “grade enhancer” for lazy bastards who failed the last test we took.
Not eating anymore of the chocolates boyfriend gave me last night. He’s lucky I gave him a watch. Watches have no calories.
Load of laundry
Plan of attack for moving the rest of my...
Fitness Goals
Bigger arms - I want my t-shirt sleeves to be full.
Stronger core - I want my pudge to be better controlled, and my back pain to go away.
I want to be able to pin my boyfriend to the wall, lift his legs up, and pound him until he screams.
That last one is really motivational for me.
H&M Tonight
Standing in line behind a sassy, queenly faggot of a man my boyfriend and I were chatting. He asked me, “Do you like them?” as he held up a pack of 3 brightly patterned underwear. I said, “I’ll like tearing them off you with my teeth.” Sassy queen giggled.
A few moments later, I felt a stirring deep in the seat of my soul and then the slow, silent release of what was...
Cookery
Me: How did I end up as the primary cook in this household?
Him: Because you're better at it.
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Push ups and tricep dips and let-me-ups, oh fuck
My arms hurt more last night than they do today, but honestly? Honestly?! I just want to go and do it again right now. I’m finding this working out thing to be a lot of fun.
I’m just excited to have a healthy body again. A year ago I was curled up on the floor having a panic attack and wanting to throw up because the idea of going to work when I felt used up and so shitty just had me...
Today I stayed late to talk to my writing...
I wanted to thank him for his guidance on an essay I was writing for a scholarship. I’m glad I took the time to be the last one to talk to him because it seems like everyone else who stayed late wanted to blame him for their crappy grades.
He’s an excellent professor, I can’t imagine how frustrating it must be to be blamed for a student’s inadequate efforts.
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some definitions from psychology... discuss!
esprit-follet:
Microassaults: Conscious and intentional actions or slurs, such as using racial epithets, displaying swastikas or deliberately serving a white person before a person of color in a restaurant. Microinsults: Verbal and nonverbal communications that subtly convey rudeness and insensitivity and demean a person’s racial heritage or identity. An example is an employee who asks a...
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“When I submit, I do it from a place of strength. I decide whether my partner is...”
– Feminist Sex Submissive? How I Reconcile My Politics With My Sex Life | Sex & Relationships | AlterNet (via a-blog-called-everything)
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Explaining the appeal of exercise is easier when...
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Here's why saying "I'm HIV- and I plan on staying...
Almost nobody plans to become HIV+
To imply that people who become HIV+ did so intentionally is sick, and to demean them that way is wrong.
If anybody throws the super-rare phenomenon of “bug chasers” in my face, I will be disappointed in you for missing the point of this post.
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January 2012
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Dear Customer who stuck up for his little brother,
stfuconservatives:
purdoom:
socialistscum:
sweetupndown:
you thought I didn’t really notice. But I did. I wanted to high-five you.
Yesterday I had a pair of brothers in my store. One was maybe between 15-17. He was a wrestler at the local high school. Kind of tall, stocky and handsome. He had a younger brother, who was maybe about 10-12 years old. Thy were talking about finding a game...
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lunaki reblogged your photo
I don’t get the 5th panel… is it their adopted child? Whos the woman? Why is she there?
I think you can safely assume the baby is probably their grandchild with the mom, who may be their daughter or daughter-in-law
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